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2007-09-26T03:32:00.000+08:00

song name:Laid(american pie song)

Laid lyrics - Matt Nathason
This bed is on fire
With PASSIONATE love
The neighbours complain about the noises above
But she only cums when she's on top

My therapist said not to see you no more
She said you're like a disease without any cure
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no
Ah, you think you're so pretty

CAUGHT your hand inside the till
Slammed your fingers in the door
Fought with kitchen knives and skewers
Dressed me up in women's clothes
Messed around with gender roles
LINE my eyes and call me pretty

Moved out of the house, so you moved next door
I locked you out, you cut a hole in the wall
I found you sleeping next to me, I thought I was alone
You're driving me crazy, when are you coming home

Pretty
Pretty
Pretty

2007-08-26T03:09:00.000+08:00

WAAAA i hate EXAMS wad a waste of time la... i feel like i m wasting my youth for studying. well come to think of that, i m already like spent 1/5 of my life studying.
it really sucks. what if like i die like the next day or smth den all i do in my life is like study wad a stupid thing to do. feel like doing more exciting things then studying.

like jumping down a plane well with a parachute la. hahahah kind of cool huh!! or like swimming with sharks i mean the great white sharks! yea man!! lol! or make a discovery! haha like finding lost pirate ships lol! y do things that make life so simple, like after studying den go NS(well is a must so..) den go work. work till u old and let ur children feed u. y let fear lead u? y dun just do something challenging something exciting something interesting?

okk i tink i m thinking too much thou...haizz life is boring.

2007-08-22T02:33:00.000+08:00

okok piss with this stupid blog i cant post videos from youtube la!! anyway i saw this damn cute video on youtube..

WHATEVER!

go watch it!! damn cute!

2007-08-19T00:46:00.000+08:00

HI.ok long time no blog!! alot proj and presentation to prepare wasnt anytime. ok got time la but lazy XP yea den exams coming soon la!! while other sch is like gg to finish... WTH! unfairness restarded pls! sian half..ok muz start mugging all day!! no more playing already! omgosh but wadeva i m studying is not storing in my brain. i feel distracted...ARGH..okok shldnot think so much!! RELAX RELAX RELAX AND EVERYTING WILL STORE INSIDE!!calm down boi! -.- okok....

and is a sunday!! and got this oldie song!! nice nice
Title: Daniel Boone - Beautiful Sunday lyrics

Artist: Daniel Boone
Sunday morning, up with the lark
I think I'll take a walk in the park
Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day
I've got someone waiting for me
And when I see her I know that she'll say
Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day

(chorus)
Ha, ha, ha, beautiful Sunday
This is my, my, my, beautiful day
When you said, said, said, said that you loved me
Oh my, my, my, it's a beautiful day

Birds are singing, you by my side
Lets take a car and go for a ride
Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day
We'll drive on and follow the sun
Making Sunday go on and on
Hey, hey, hey, it's a beautiful day

-chorus x 3-

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nice song =D bye gg to mug!!!

2007-07-27T13:12:00.000+08:00

hahaha hi again! lol okok was walking home from kovan mrt, the song tong hua was running through my head. and i was like tinking wad the eng version be like den made up like this:

i want to become the angel u love in this fairytale open up my arms to become wings to protect you. u must believe, believe that we can be like in the fairytale together. happiness will be the ending.

lol direct translating is difficult!

2007-07-27T02:13:00.001+08:00

ok i know i m abit slow. but i just watch High School Musical finished! all half way den stop.. ok heard alot of songs. well this song is nice!

song: breaking free

Troy:
We’re soarin’, flyin’
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach

Gabriella:
If we’re trying
So we’re breaking free

Troy:
You know the world can see us
In a way that’s different than who we are

Gabriella:
Creating space between us
‘Til we’re separate hearts

Both:
But your faith it gives me strength
Strength to believe

Chorus #1
Troy:
We’re breakin’ free
Gabriella:
We’re soarin’
Troy:
Flyin’
Both:
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
Troy:
If we’re trying
Both:
Yeah, we’re breaking free
Troy:
Oh, we’re breakin’ free
Gabriella:
Ohhhh
Troy:
Can you feel it building
Like a wave the ocean just can’t control
Gabriella:
Connected by a feeling
Ohhh, in our very souls
Both:
Rising ‘til it lifts us up
So every one can see

Chorus #2
Troy: We’re breakin’ free
Gabriella: We’re soarin’
Troy: Flyin’
Both:
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
Troy:
If we’re trying
Yeah we’re breaking free
Gabriella:
Ohhhh runnin’
Troy:
Climbin’
To get to that place
Both:
To be all that we can be
Troy:
Now’s the time
Both:
So we’re breaking free
Troy:
We’re breaking free
Gabriella:
Ohhh , yeah

Troy:
More than hope
More than faith
Gabriella:
This is true
This is fate
And together

Both:
We see it comin’
Troy:
More than you
More than me

Gabriella:
Not a want, but a need
Both:
Both of us breakin’ free

Chorus #3
Gabriella: Soarin’
Troy: Flyin’
Both:
There’s not a star in heaven
That we can’t reach
If we’re trying
Troy: Yeah we’re breaking free
Gabriella:
Breaking free
Were runnin’
Troy:
Ohhhh, climbin’
Both:
To get to the place
To be all that we can be
Now’s the time
Troy: Now’s the time
Gabriella: So we’re breaking free
Troy: Ohhh, we’re breaking free
Gabriella: Ohhhh

Both:
You know the world can see us
In a way that’s different than who we are

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I'D RATHER - LUTHER VADROSS

2007-07-22T00:14:00.000+08:00

"I'd Rather" by luther vadross

I thought sometime alone
was what we really needed
you said this time would hurt more than it helps
but I couldn't see that
I thought it was the end
of a beautiful story
and so I left the one I loved at home to be alone (alone)
and I tried to find
out if this one thing is true
that I'm nothing without you
I know better now
and I've had a change of heart

I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself
I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
whoo-oo-oo-oo yeah

And then I met someone
and thought she could replace you
we got a long just fine
we wasted time because she was not you
we had a lot of fun
though we knew we were faking
love was not impressed with our connection they were all lies, all lies
so I'm here cause I found this one thing is true
that I'm nothing without you
I know better now
and I've had a change of heart

I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself
I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
who holds my heart

I can't blame you if you turn away from me, like I've done you,
I can only prove the things I say with time,
please be mine,

I'd rather have bad times with (please be mine) you,
than good times with someone else (I know)
I'd rather be beside you in a storm (anytime),
than safe and warm by myself (so sure baby)
I'd rather have hard times to gether,
than to have it easy apart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart (my heart)

I'd rather have bad times with you (surely),
than good times with someone else (surely)
I'd rather be beside you in a storm (oh yeah),
than safe and warm by myself (all by myself)
I'd rather have hard times together,
than to have it easy apart (you know it)
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart

I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart
whoooo.....who holds my heart

I'd rather.MP3

YOUTH RALLY

2007-07-08T03:07:00.000+08:00

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YOUTH RALLY WAS FUN!!! i wan another one!!! i was uber high la LOL! kept singing jumping around like crazy LOL! thou some part were quite boring was practically stonning there. it was during the sister talk only! and probably the archbishop talk hahaaha... sam and i were so excited about meeting girls from some other churches. in church we were toking all abt it den was luffing and high-ing ard! den when we reach we sat down toking abt the freebies dey give.

den after was the singing songs 1st? yea tink so kept jumping ard while looking ard for girls LOL-ing ard here and dere uber high!! den was a video a long freaking video tt bored most of us. so we decided to open chips to eat while watching the video hahaha was totatly like watching movie LOL den was song time!! we started getting high AGAIN den jump ard here and dere move here and dere!! and do the windscreen wiper hahaha

den was the archbishop speech. as usual boring LOL stonning eating chips.. den was Br.Benedict speech. he was from the priest seminar tt legion went! so like we know how long a priest studyhood tingy how long! so he was like toking about how long it last. den i shouted loudly "8 YEARS" LOL den my whole grp of frens including my cousin and her frens were looking at me den i was like ^.^v i told them i have done my research preparing to go. kidding man LOL den was everybody started clapping hahaha den i was high as usual den stand up and wave at everyone LOL TOO HIGH den he was saying his 3Js 'best frens' hahaha which was Jim Johnny and Jack which was whiskey la LOL cuz he didnt get the calling yet so tt was his 3 bestest frens den was a nun tok omgosh it was uber boring......

den was a skit which was quite interesting yet boring LOL den dey were toking abt JONAH something abt it la we were as usual stonning abt to slp cuz was freaking tired den aft Praise and Worship we were starting to get uber high den was jumping ard here and dere moving too arms ard each other jumping like crazy ppl starting shouting at each other HAHAHAHA den yea cont screaming LOL den was the the sacrement ting den we prayed

den songs again LOL singing jumping shouting pushing each other ard LOL. den hahaha we wanted an encore so viola dere was LOL okok den we all crowd ard stage wanted to go up thou so some pushing me up LOL which is abit tall for me so couldnt get up. den a bunch of ppl just run up the stage hahaha den tt was wad i did next LOL. den MANI MANI ppl just ran up aft me LOL de i was infront of st mike ppl? yea asking them to join me! some did and some didnt which was tong he was so shy LOL. den mani mani when up stage until no 1 is allowed up dere LOL cuz the whole stage was pratically moving shaking LOL. den i was RIGHT INFRONT where everybody from the back can see me la thou was abit embrassing but heck LOL just have fun! jumping and jumping singing and sining. until i was abit tired and den cont jumping again! LOL den it ENDED sad rit.. so yea we waiting to get out the hall. and we took PICS woah when other churches to take too!! LOL just jump hop to other churches to take LOL. den we took ours too LOL diff post the 1 2 3 4 5 type den i made new 1 the scissors paper stone type LOL den kip taking pics LOL. den try to get my into every pic so just jump just to be in the pics! so was stil As HIGH.. was taking and taking disturb others photos LOL try to be inside a pic can alr den went up the stage to take photo too and one of it was we taking class foto LOL all stay stil no luffing sit up straight! all sitting clench fist put on ur knee LOL den we taking candid ffoto den antoher 1 was us pointing to another end of the hall trying to wave to tt grp of ppl LOL saying 'HI' like we know dem and veri long nvr see them! LOL den photos taken

den time to get into bus! and we sat close to each other wif the sec 2 behind we were like taking foto again hahaha others sae me worse den camwhoring LOL just kept taking and taking den tok alot of crap den foto again den shawn and joe was sitting infront. den gweneal and jus den sam and nicholas den me and josh LOL which dey were trying to take photo den i was like wait for me den sam and nick block me la!!! so try to get infront too den jump up and down just trying to be taken LOL den we sat close tgt and tok CRAPS LOL totatly crap LOL too much to write abt la

den we reach back our church! den we walk to yASSin the prata shop outside our church to eat like duh LOL anw den we ate ate drank my TEH CHINO ICE omgosh love it!den ate murtabak which was i jio alicia go but she didnt go in the end! cheat my feelings for nuts case sae going going den nvr go 1 was >< -.-""" 0.o o.O O.O o.o dotz nvm okok den ate and went home stil freaking high now!!! LOL blogging getting songs from imeem and listening 'one way' one of the song

now i m uber tired from the HIGH for 415-now! and counting LOL shan slp just to go church tmr! see i m so devoted LOL and my voice is like lost !!

PICTURES ARE GOING TO BE ADDED ANOTHER DAY AS NOW ALL IS HERE NOW!
one of the photos taken LOL

2007-06-28T02:20:00.001+08:00

All Pickup Lines
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
All this could be yours for one low, low price!
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are my undies showing? Answer: "No." You: "Would you like them to?
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you Natasha, my contact?
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day
long.
Aren't we supposed to get together for a candlelight dinner later tonight?
Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"
As she's leaving....Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM,
thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met
you."
Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Baby, you're the next contestant in the game of love.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Before you run, I am not a freak.
Beww BEWWW Beww (What?) That is the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me
up because when I saw you my heart stopped!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and
damn, I look good!.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I
just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I flirt with you?
Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do
exist
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Champaign can be tickly, and so can I.
(Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when
you took it away (open palm while saying this).
Coffee? Tea? Me?
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.
Compared to you, the sun feels cold.
Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he's a lucky man?
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're
lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily intake of
vitamin me.
Didn't I pick you up in the grocery store? 'Cause you're hot like salsa
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here
after.
Do you eat lots of Lucky Charms? Because you look magically delicious.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you like anyone else in here? Well, I guess you are stuck with me.
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I've got a great stereo system at home!
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your
friend?
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
Do you remember Crayola Crayons? They used to have this color...Blizzard
Blue. It was my favorite color and I could never figure out why. But I just
realized why, your eyes...Blizzard Blue.
Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
Does beauty run in your family?
Does Levi's pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
Does my breath smell okay?
Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me
to fall in love with you.
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent
Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really
Beautiful"
Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I
just wanted to start a conversation with you.
Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you
ask "where") Over there! (Ask again: "What did I drop?") He answers back: My
jaw!
Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and
flex) To the gun show!
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Excuse me, but I may be lost... Can you give me directions to wherever
you're going?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (reach up and gently
squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you
funny, apologize.)
Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage?
Excuse me, do you have change for a $100 bill?
Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could
introduce us.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are
the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell
you.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle.
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your
parents created such a beautiful creature.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face
for my dreams.
Excuse me... do you speak Klingon?
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am
very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It broke the ice.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
Girl: I may not be Mya but my love is like whoa
Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and
explain that it"s a big river, and the bunny on this side (it doesn"t matter
which side) really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how
they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them
puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted
to hold their hand. (Awwwwww)
God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.
Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Got me? I'll do your body good.
Grab them in the butt and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Great choice of clothes, they match the trim in the Jag
Guy: What's your name? Girl: Danielle Guy: Oh... I thought it was Aphrodite.
Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side
and says he can't get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.)
Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your
hand
Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my
dreams! (works everytime)
Guy: I may not be Baby Bash but you're my suga
Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of
course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Have you been eating Cocoa Puffs? cuz I'm goin cookoo for you
Have you ever been to Hawaii? (No why?) Well it was the most beautiful thing
I've seen till I gazed into your eyes
He: You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been
married? He: Twice.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Hello? Oh, your body was calling me from across the room.
Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
Here's your chance to get to know me.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket
than in your head.
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Hey baby, where you been all my life?
Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold.
Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you
better come with me.
Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me.
HEY!!!! Wanna go half on a baby?
Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
Hey, don't frown - you'll never know who might be falling in love with your
smile.
Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl/guy with the beautiful smile.
Hey, haven't I seen you before? I remember, it was in my dreams!
Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
Hey, I lost my phone number ... Can I have yours?
Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven't seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you've
really changed! (I'm not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine
when you walked past!
Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!
Hey... Didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Kablaam"?
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
Hi, do you speak English? (yes.) Oh, me too.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead
say no.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow,
she's putting me up for adoption.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Hi, my name's Right...Mr. Right.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
Hi. Are you cute?
Hi. Can I domesticate you?
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure
use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my
platform.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh... you just look hot to me.
How much did it cost? (What?) The surgery that made you so hot!
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already
know myself, how about I get to know you?
I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call
me soon!
I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
I didn't know that Miss America lived here!
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes
yet.
I don't know you, but I think I love you already.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I'll stop loving
you
I envy your lipstick.
I have a cat. She would really like to meet you.
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a
pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
I have only three months to live.
I heard that you have a good dentist. Mind if I try out his work?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I knew that my life DID have a purpose, but not until I looked into your
eyes.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
I looked up the word "beautiful" in the thesaurus today, and your name was
included.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to
you.
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
I never thought that heaven would be so close to me"
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
I saw you, I had an asthma attack because you took my breath away!
I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty
Woman.
I think I must be dying because I'm looking at Heaven.
I think my medication is wearing off.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a
sparkle.
I tried to find the perfect line to make you mine, sweetheart, but after
searching all I could come up with was this look in my eyes and your hand in
mine, and the words, will you be mine?
I want to bear all your children. (to a woman)
I want to spend the rest of my life with you.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day
I would love to be your tears, to be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks
and to die on your lips.
I'd marry your cat to get in the family.
If a star fell for every time i thought of you, the sky would be empty.
If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
If God made anything more pretty, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek,
and die at your lips.
If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.
If I could reach out and hold a star for every time you've made me smile,
I'd hold the sky in the palm of my hand.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd
have 5 cents.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through
my garden forever.
If I were to borrow your glasses, could I see you home?
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
If nostalgia was white and passion was black, my love for you would be a
little chessboard
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If water were beauty you'd be the ocean.
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't
every beautiful girl named that?"
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
If you were a library book, I would check you out.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto
you.
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it
won't kiss off?
Inheriting twenty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak
heart.
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.
Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!
Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the
stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they
say "yes."]
Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get
It must be a day off in heaven for an angel like you to be amongst us.
It must be dark outside. 'Cause all the sunshine in the world is right here.
It's always good for you to see me again.
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?]
No, but how about a kiss anyway?
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
I've been noticing you not noticing me.
I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
Just where do those legs of yours end?
Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
Let's make like a Fabric softener and Snuggle
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Listen to this: my buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start
a conversation with the most beautiful boy/girl in the bar. Wanna buy some
drinks with some of their money?
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say
"Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank
you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in
those pants!"
Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
Man:"Girl, you are so rude!" Girl:"How am I being rude?" Man:"Because you're
looking so fine and not telling me you're name."
Many people will walk in and out of your life. But only lovers will leave a
footprint on your heart. And you my dear have left one great leap on mine!
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Miss, you made my heart stop...
My leech would like you as a new host.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic
personality.
Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous!
Oh my god, I thought I was gay... then I met you.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Ok, I'm here, what do you want for your next wish?
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
(Open and close wallet quickly) Here's my "Fine Arts Connoisseur" diploma.
You sure are a masterpiece.
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
(Person walks in, and you say:) And out of nowhere comes the sunshine!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You
dropped your nametag!".
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Please don't go or else I will have to make a report to the cops....u stole
my heart
Pull my finger.
Really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Smile if you want me!.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to
stalk you?
So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
So, you're a girl huh?
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?
Stop, Drop, and Roll baby 'cause you're on fire!
Take a chance on me.
(Talk to her) Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I
could be? (Start Singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because
(her name) you are the wind beneath my wings.
That's a nice watch [Thank you] Actually, that's a nice dress. [Again, thank
you] Come to think of it, everything is nice on you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me about you is your name.
There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you
are.
There is much more here than what meets the eye.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
There was no color in the world until I met you.
There's an aura about you that's hidden and I want to bring that aura out.
This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you
had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.
This is incredible. This is the first time that this has ever happened to
us. (What?) Each one of my 27 personalities found you cute!
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really
this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
(Walk over to her)"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk
about it."
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to
make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you're desperate) dollar
bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on
half of it and hand it to them. Then say, "how about you call me tomorrow
and we'll figure out a way to spend this money?"
(Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere) Person: What are you doing?!?!?
You: Sorry, taking a bite out of crime. Person: WHAT?!?!? You: Well it has
to be illegal to look that good!
(Walk up to them and touch them) Thank God, I thought that you were only an
illusion (mirage).
Want to see my stamp collection?
Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like
you!
Was your dad king for a day? He must have been to make a princess(or prince)
like you.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Were you in Girl/Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Weren't you on America's Most Wanted last night?
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
What is your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!
What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
(switch if female asking a male)
What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don't tell me: medium height,
blue eyes, etc...
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
What would you do if I kissed you right now?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off.
Hey, it's not coming off!
What's the name of your perfume? "Catch of the Day?"
What's your sign?
When God made you, he was showing off.
When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I
want to be a part.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on
the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most
beautiful things in the world
When's our wedding date?
(While looking at stars) Baby, I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight,
the most heavenly body was sitting right next to me.
Who's your daddy?
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break
and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
Woman, I hate to see you go, but I LOVE watching you leave....
Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?",
You - "When you fell from heaven."
You are a 9.9999. You'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up
lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past
all that....?"
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
You are not a woman, you are an essence
You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your
family.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You are so sweet...I'm getting a toothache just looking at you...
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
You are the proof that God has a sense of humor.
You are the reason men fall in love.
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way
to fall is in love with me!
You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can
see myself and I look great." Then smile, and sheepishly say "just kidding."
You know I'd like to invite you over, but I'm afraid you're so hot you'll
skyrocket my air-conditioning bill.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women
look really bad.
You look beautiful today, just like every other day.
You look just like my mother.
You look like a big glass of water and I sure am thirsty!
You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book ... So
what's one more??
You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away.
You must be a chef, because you certainly are mighty spicy.
You must be from Hiroshima, cause baby you're the Bomb.
you must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes
You must be from Pearl Harbor, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
You must be going to hell cause it must be a sin to look that good.
You MUST have a nice personality.
You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here!
You remind me of a pop tart. (Why?) You're cool cause you're hot!
You Say: Looks like we're late." She Says: "For what?" You Say: "For dinner.
Your choice this time, I'm buying."
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from
afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
You should be someone's wife.
You: Do you have a warrant out for your arrest? Them: No....why? girl:
Because it has got to be a crime being so damn sexy.
You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw.
Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
Your body is like a haiku in motion.
Your dad must have been retarded, 'cuz you are special.
Your daddy must be a terrorist, because baby- you da bomb!
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Your eyes have touched my soul
Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
You're a twinkle in my eye and an angel from the sky.
You're daddy must be a hunter because he sure caught a fox.
You're daddy must be an archer because he sure shot a bulls eye.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power!
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

WHAT WOMEN SAY

2007-06-28T02:15:00.001+08:00

ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it.

FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of "those" arguments.

FIVE MINUTES: This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

NOTHING: This means "something" and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows): This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows): This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine", and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you over "Nothing".

SOFT SIGH: Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sigh" means that she is content. Your best bet is not to move or breathe, and she will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead". At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO: This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

THANKS: A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "you're welcome".

THANKS A LOT: This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

2007-06-22T21:19:00.000+08:00

okok back from BKK omgosh!!!!! bought many many things la!!! cloths, shorts, cap(is a nice one too!!!), wad else?? errr....i bought a jacket!!! omgooshhh guess wad i bought a PINK SLIPPERS!!!! PINK u noe!! PINK!! LOL!!! OKOK den i another brown slippers is nice too!!!! den 2 pair of those bruce lee type of shoes hahahaha is comfortable thou!!! is like barefooted walking ard!!! HAHAHAHA okok den i also bought CHEWING GUM!!!!! alot alot and is all strawberry flavours hahahahaha!!!!! i bought 2 belts nice nice !!!!!!!!!

omgosh i bought many many things!!! and i ate dunkin donut!!!omgosh i wan somemore!! esp the double chocolate hahahahaah!!!! so freaking nice!!!! oh well let wait for the next trip AGAIN!!! =DDD

and i MISS

DOTA!!!!!!!! 4 days 5 nights never play!!!! is totally ...my skills are worsen!! lol hahahaha okok done posting now pls tags!!! =D nobody tags!

2007-06-12T23:52:00.000+08:00

got tis picture from SAM my delicious murtabak wahahaahah so nice

and jx ask me to post this survey for her and ask me to ask ppl hu view my blog pls do this survey!! uber short one! onli ard 9 qns and it will only take 3 mins or even less!! so pls do a good deed and help tks =DD is abt paper so enjoy!

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2007-06-07T21:40:00.001+08:00

Christine Glass-my love will get you home

If you wonder off too far, my love will get you home.
If you follow the wrong star, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home.
Boy, my love will get you home.
If the bright lights blinds your eyes, my love will get you home.
If your troubles break your stride, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home.
Boy, my love will get you home.
If you ever feel ashame, my love will get you home.
If its only you to blame, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home.
Boy, my love will get you home.

2007-06-03T00:43:00.000+08:00

okok hello i post after duno how many days??? okok anw i adopted a pet cute rit!!! is a SHE her name is pockygalgal!!! isit she adorable?? hahah tt sounded gay but yea true wad she is cute =DDD hahaha ookok....

wad next ooo yea try my new combo using pugna and death prophet hahaha.... ownage team mates clear tower freaking fast... plus decripify den wave den blast hahaha early kill sure got kill de hahaha... and like so fast end game .. and all leave la!!! OWNAGE!!! haha fun fun fun!! and sad ting is i didnt get to go it fair but den i found out is tmr last day woot! and i can go buy my stuff!!! WOOT!!!!!

okok gtg nitez nitez!!!

nitez pockygalgal!! =DDD

2007-05-15T20:52:00.000+08:00

okok i duno y ppl sae blogger down but i stil can blog so yea!! okok nth to write abt lei okok let tink ooo i hate to sae it but i lose money in mahjong again la ARGH now lose even more la so freaking piss wah liew la so irritating okok oo and my CCN day coming up and will be playing water game is like water our into tubes den will flow to the end which duno which end la so hahaha oo forgot puncuations?? haha okok heck la lol probably next 1 den put =DDD and let see?? alot ting la got test and programming stil duno a single ting can onli Computing maths and probably Web Design abit la and next week muz hand in my project la wah liew....okok den wad else to post abt nth much lei okok pratically i m bored and i mean freakingdamnbored eveydae can!! reli nth to do lidat la

2007-04-23T17:22:00.000+08:00

ok bloody hell made the new blogger omE la anw todae was fun =DDD hahah did another ting like blog haha cre8ing web did web design hahaha den was computing MATHS la wa see the notes made me supersuperdooper blur can..den got the PRSP someting lidat duno wad isit yea and it ended at like 2 so slack in sch book soccer court for tmr 3hr BREAK CAN wahaha long break =DD den ok den went PS mit steph blah pass her the books la yea uploaded new song wahahaha nice song =DD my mass dance song so yea see u bb

2007-04-15T00:57:00.000+08:00

ooo hihi todae erm no ytd is sat so slept till abt 1pm wa stone all the way and cont to slp and w8 for dinner hahah ook back from dinner watch tv watching NGC watching taboo hahaha gross like ARGH lol see ppl eating sheep head sheep foetus sheep testis chicken testis bull penis wad else erm oo yea rat which was said tt it taste better den chicken hahah crap but ya ppl reli do eat this kind of crap.... and taiwan ppl eat bull penis to boost sex life wad crap rit hahah and was said better den viagra hahah reli damn craapy and rooster testis will make woman more pretty and stay young wad crap aahah..den say 'you eat wad you treat' which meant wadeva u eat wil treat ur body la so u eat pig brain, it wil boost ur brain power lol sound crappy rit hahaha lol and the chef tt cook the bull penis said tt the bull penis is like 3 ft long is like 3 freaking FT la hahah haven erect yet lei hahaha just imagine wad happen aft it erect??? 6ft or more??? hahahaha long ar hahaha lol kk shall stop and cont watching other chnls kk and bathe

2007-04-14T02:43:00.000+08:00

okok stone the whole day todae until evening lidat den met nick at the serangoon interchange to get our ez-link card but apparently muz w8 abt 2 weeks later den can get....ok den went mac buy for dinner and is a Friday as usual cant eat meat so bought fish burger haha den w8ing for his McChicken which was damn long and alr 645pm okok den was late la so we decided to eat dere itself la den slowly take our time to go TP...blah blah and he kept saying abt the fish spanish mac if i spelled correctly yea he saw another all miss sad he like veri ARGH kind la okok kept bragging abt it is so rare la if kena caught walk along beach road wil be well-known.. lol yea den reach TP was alr ard 730pm den was a long queue to sign in tt u r here some crap la so we w8ed at galleria dere tok crap abt fishing call him bring mi along and crap yea den ok short queue den we went to sign in la den walk to our grp den sat down tok to our GLs hahaah all so happy to see FOW freshies yea den tok crap watch performance toking abt how sad dey were got to eat onli ngoh hiang and no rice la i was lmao-ing la hahaha den tok crap see dem cheer den mass dance aft mass dance was as usual the chicken dance and crap oo saw the upsize genevieve yea didnt know she was in dere we said hi here and dere wahahaha den tp song la den was jam and hop la was dancing ard like crazy and was damn warm all fiting for fan hahah den stand dere cool down GLs was like pushing mi into the circle to dance i was trying to stop dem and eventually won hahah den dance here and dere den aft the whole ting was alr 1145pm den mi and nick climb over the gate to go out of TP la was damn lol cuz aft we climb out we he wanted to withdraw money la den we saw bus 23 den decided take it and go eat prata some place near my hus la den blah blah blah now at home watching my show and just ended at 230 den now blogging until now? and i haven bathe la hahah abit lazy so now shall go bath and SLEEP hahah ok BYEBYe

2007-04-12T19:45:00.000+08:00

ARGH freaking damn piss la stupid TPSU president not fit to be 1 la stupid i register de camp la and fucking let more den 10 fucking idiots hu didnt register in wtfff den send us home wtff his mother everydae die la!!!!!!!!everyday kip rely on father and mother 1 !@$# cb ARGH damnit la make mi wake up so early went dere see my GLs so happi to see mi ARGH kip crowding ard mi and dey tot i was kidding abt gg to the camp 1 la ARGH reli damn ARGH fucking tmr go die curse ppl alr fuck la curse all the ppl hu didnt register and the f**king alvin la wad kind of president sad sad sad so i and nick went to tampines mall watch mr bean damn dumb la den ate pizza hat the 4-5 pax wa damn full la eat so much 2 soup each 2 pepsi each 1 stuff crust pizza and 1 pan pizza regular 1 wah damn full damn was cursing and swearing the stupid alvin ARGH den tok crap den went home damn tired slept in the bus lucky didnt miss my stop.. and we were like praying tt muz rain cont to rain the whole 3 days so dey cant plae any water games and dey can onli stay inside the sports complex all dae long hmph dun let freshies have fun ARGH stupid stupid stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!REAL STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHANT tok abt it make mi more mad and wanna kill tis guy ARGH....

2007-04-12T00:24:00.000+08:00

hahah back from my FANTASITC workshop hahah kk erm oo ya the bimbo cheer got error wrote wrongly shall correct it now

OH MY GAWD!
I tink i nid a manicure
The sun, I sweat,
Its bleaching up my golden hair,
Red, Yellow, Purple, Green
What's the color of my team?
I don't know, I don't care
How shld I do my hair?
Go, Go, Fight, Fight
Gee I hope I look alright
Gooo Ayton
Its Like Totally Awesome!

haha kk done oo ya we did water games was fun but could not finsih all the stations wasted la we abit slow la hahah den.... it was like sit down on the floor den have to transfer the body from 1 place to the other end la wa GLs help out cuz 2 member cant plae den hahah was reli FUN!!!! ok den go next station which have to transfer water to water bag to the pail wa den from the water bag to pail have to glide thru tis mat wif soap was damn soapy den my hand full of soap den went to trick my GLs la hahah damn funni i was like yea muz win den shake hand hahaha den he kena next was high 5-ing the GL gal den she tot was encouraging us lidat den we high 10 haha both hand kena den ask mi wad i doing i like luffing my ass off la telling her my hands got soap hahaha den she was like WAH LIEW!!! hahaha den went to next station go thru rafia strings den throw ping pong balls on the water bottle to make it drop den blah blah den next station was to feel up the pail wif water den pour into the water bag den throw upwards to another pair hahaha den have my leader nid to wear bra is a guy la hahah den aft the whole ting was like we Squeezed together den dey tok tok den aft tt pour water on us la whole body soak in water hahaah den i got a water bomb den smash oh my GL shirt hahah his whole chest kena...den aft tt was lunch den we did some quiz tingy nid do alot of stuff la damn tired walking ard TP do stupid stuff like 'use ur thumb to dig ur nose' damn gross la den had alot of fun oo ya the squeeze cheer was like 'i sae squeeze u sae orange den i sae orange u sae squeeze. den wad?'
had to move wad den we sae squeeze den got another 1 is like 'i sae milo u sae stylo' den was like 'stylo - den we sae milo' den dey said milo den we muz sae dinosaur hahah everytime kena trick den plae wif GLs the 'ok' sign below ur waste ting when u see u kena whack hahaha trick my GLs mani mani times sae plae scissors paper stone den i put tt sign den she see den i was luffing my ass out again hahah den she was like ARGH haaha damn funni...okok let cont from where i stop aft lunch ting...we did the HUNT-GRY tingy the quiz yea walk the whole TP did stupid stuff like buying sandwhich and like eat it den muz crawl like a snail for 30secs den everyting half an hr lidat muz massage each other back damn lame stuff la den aft tt we did erm cheering here and dere plae the FINAL CLASH quite screwed up la cuz all attack us 1 la have to protect the lollipop den dey wil throw water bombs to make it break...den we sucide ourself hahah so nobody get points an the TPSU (TP student union) president damn !@#$er la cuz carn over head throw and cannot wake ppl head and the sensitive part den was the grp next to us kip throwing from the boundary to us la which is alr overhead throw our GLs damn du lan la den the president give dem chance la wad crap bias la helping his own team win onli wad a loser 2nd throw den catch him den sae he nvr see him do tt we all damn du lan la den we kip complaing la plus the Programmer was behind told him tt dey saw den he nth to sae den call us point out la LOSER president wanted to join TPSU 1 la now tink of it no way la..den in the end oso die sucide copy us LOSER la den aft tt sit down oo ya we got our FOW(freshman orientation workshop) tee it is like pink color la cool rit den give shoes bag wif pink color small towel hahah i was like yea yea yea hhahaah den did cheers again ooo den was erm the showing the results for the best freshies from each team la and our PM Lee Hisen Loong won la hahaha but overall our empire got 3rd hahaha sad but enjoy the whole ting den the GLs said tt nvm cuz dey oso got 3rd when dey try out the workshop oso hahaah den aft tt got the fotos slideshow hahaaha lucky dun have my foto oo yea forgot sae tt during the HUNT-GRY quiz tingy our team was like the gals have to act macho like Men Health's magazine la den we guys have to pose a FHM shot la den our GLs sae muz pull up pants den i was damn high at tt moment la so ask dem pull up not nice i pull down can den we settle la den was doing hard gay style the slapping of butt tingy la and my pants was down not all the way but can see my arse hahaha den take quickly call ppl take foto and video la hahaha damn high hahaha and kip playing alot of crap...ok back to aft the slideshow we did u noe wad MASS DANCE wahahah damn fun sia tmr shall find out the name of song whaahah den did TP song and the Go Temasek GO song den end of wif doing a human FOW word la den take foto den aft tt did the toking abt how the camp and how the GLs la hahaha den aft tt we like cheer cheer and cheer hahaha den we did the sunshine cheer which was lidat

You're my sunshine My onli sunshine
U make mi happi The skies are gray
U nvr know how dear How much I love u
Pls dun take my sunshine away
REMIXXXXX!!!!!
You're my Ay-Ay-Ay-Ayton My onli Ay-Ay-Ay-Ayton
U make mi ha-ha-ha-happy The guys are gay gay gay gay gay
U nvr know how dear How much I love u
Pls dun take my Ayton away!

hahahkk den ok den we went out shake hand sae good bye cheer and sae thank you for taking care of us being patient of us and sadd ting is alot of gals cried la so sad rit hahaha = ' ( yea den we take foto haha den w8ed for Nick den went Tampines Interchange buy Mac go inside bus eat den haha tok to Nick tt muz go CAMP 'it wil be damn freaking fun' hahah den came home blogging here haven bath yet lei u noe how dirty sweaty m i hahaha okok stil muz pack bag sign form wake up early tmr morning again ARGH cuz tmr is MINE CAMP hahaah wil be reli damn fun 1 hahah and it alr 1.12am la okok now i shld end it i wil go bath pack my bag and SLEEP!!! nitez guys and pls TAG MY BOARD FLOOD IT WADEVA JUST TAG AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!!

2007-04-10T21:39:00.000+08:00

ok back from FOW had MASS DANCE woohhooooo fun sia.....reli fun abt same as SR but BETTER wahahaha den oo ya the bimbo cheer if i not wrong la here it goes...

OH MY GAWD!
I tink i nid a manicure
the sun the sweat
bleaching up my golden hair
red yellow purple green
wad the color of my team?
i duno i dun care
how m i gg to do my golden hair( someting lidat la)
go go fight fight
ggooooooooo AYTON
ITS LIKE TOTALLY AWESOME! * MUZ be like the white chick la*

haahah ok oo ya den tis guy in my grp i forgot add ytd his name is Brainer LEE HISEN LOONG la hahaha all was like prime minister giving speech ssshhhh!!!! haahha

and wanted to pon aft dinner but decided to stay on help my team and we was like last ytd to 1st todae can hahahah and we did the skit todae and aft the whole ting my grp got tis 2 hunk nice bod and dey went up strip the top la den our OGL push our HGL up oso cuz he macho sia...
wad else todae happen??? oo ya station games haha quite fun walk around near TP den went to tis bubble tea shop and dey give discount to all TP students la cool rit hahah yea haven try but GL said quite nice duno thou i tried NP 1 is nice thou hahhaha and i was abit enthu todae better den ytd but not as enthu as con camp la hahah duno y but yea haha and yea omFE la tmr got water games got step on mud la i dun wan dirty MY SHOES la sad and i watch ppl plae tennis so cool man was like biong and here dere and OGL did cheers damn funni oso la let see wad else todae oo ya we sang TP school song and another GO TEMASEK GO with sign lang la hahah so much moves and whahha cant w8 for camp wil be SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-04-09T19:59:00.000+08:00

ok back from the workshop well is was abit spasitc here and dere saw 2 gals and a guy who look like pri sch kid la den did ice-breakers noe some ogL from my sec sch which i duno at all and was like calling me do more action shout louder for the cheers... but it was rather spastic....den got tis spastic cheer from my grp haha here it goes.....

We're the Aytons
Ah(x5)
We're the Aytons
Ah(x5)
We're the A-Y.....errrr
We're the Aytons
Ah(x5)

and muz shake ur body and do the 'errr' type of face.
plus got tis cheer from my fren from another grp which goes(same rythm as the rudolph the red nose reindeer)

Zilra, the little zebra
Have a very big, big bra.
Not A, not B, but C cup.
You can see it from a far.
Zilra, the grown up zebra,
Looking for a bigger bra.
Triumph, Wacoal, Sorella,
Zilra the best Zebra!

and oso a bimbo cheer which wil be done tmr or wed cuz i lose the cheers sheet.
plus the is like every 2 sentences or so the MC sae dey wil kip cheering for nuts case but yea is a workshop....---___---
and aft lunch my frens and i like pon the rest cuz found it spastic and wanted to go home i just folo the crowd as usual. = D and we went tampanies mall plae pool my fren was like won 3 in a row but the next game he hit the black ball in folo by the white ball tt make mi win the game hahaha.. den went long john ate $3.80 combo 1 cuz i no money den took a bus back from the interchange and now stoning infront of the laptop writing tis.. well now wondering if wan to go tmr not cuz i onli person gg tmr den we the spastic grp i have haahah jkjk but honestly *u noe*
and duno tmr do wad oso and did i sae the OGL r nice ppl hahaha and some r cute haha and oo ya my fren took from 1 interchange to another hahah from tampanies interchange to serangoon interchange damn retarded...shall stop here if got anyting i forgot now and remeber ltr i wil add hahah cya

2007-04-08T02:42:00.000+08:00

imbored reallyreallyreallybored omE la went for mass todae... wore my black shirt and black pants all said i was handsome hahahaha jkjk yea it lasted quite awhile from 8pm to ard 11pm+ den went for prata bought a murtabak for $6 so big 3 ppl share...den went home dota at 1am+ for abt 1hr+ and nobody can be awake so all slept tt y imbored and decided to blog to kill boredom.........now stoning to duno wad time duno wad m i gg to do siala and STILLFREAKINGBORED. KK gg to stop now

2007-04-06T22:10:00.000+08:00

hello ok the blog is alive again. and yea 3 mths nvr blog woah!!! anw todae was GOod Friday and it didnt rain amazingly.cuz for the pass to the whole probably 3 yrs or so rain.if i not wrong la cuz had a aftnoon nap didnt noe anyting crap la... and so was late for mass todae thou had a veri long 1...and stoning the whole day plus i am FASTING the whole day not really the whole dae abit exaggerating but ya ate fish porridge for dinner.=) and gg to eat prata aft 12 AM well the nite is young still. and tmr is HOly Saturday and EASTER sunday is coming sure got lots of chocolates coming from church ppl.wahahahaah......but i m stil freaking BORED.. k cya next dae probably aft 3 mths or so....=)

2007-01-27T18:21:00.000+08:00

Xiao Zhu (Alan Luo)-Qiang Si Qiang Si MV

2007-01-27T17:46:00.000+08:00

Xiao Zhu -

2007-01-27T17:36:00.000+08:00

Alan Luo ft. Xiao S - Lian Ai Da Ren MV

2007-01-24T16:47:00.000+08:00

WHERE THE SKIES ARE BLUE,WHEN CLOUDS DONT POUR RAIN,AND THE GRASS IS LUSH GREEN
,AND BIRDS DONT SHIT ON YOUR HEAD,AND EVERYTHING IS PEACEFUL,THERE'S KITES FLYING, UNTIL A BALROG FLIES OVER UR HEAD, AND DECIDES TO SIT ON EUGENE!

dedicated to me?
by ms-dos and rach

2007-01-24T16:35:00.000+08:00

hahahaha at last i post =D
hehehehe hahaha hohohoho went civil service club ytd =D see ppl play bowling =D
so far den went PS yea eat the indonesian chicken tingy eat liao go hme so lame la......-.-
den tok plae plae plae sleep at 6am??? yea den wake up at 2pm eat den do crap hahahaha
den find blogskins =D hahahaa nth to post lei =D hey anw TAG MORE!!!!FLOOD MY TAGBOARD!!!!=D

2007-01-21T16:05:00.000+08:00

hihi todae sun wahahaha went church and PRAY!!!!!heheehe den went to eat cuz my mother bdae =D wahahahaha so much food to eat yum yum!!!now at hme do nth probably slacking de whole way bah...erm nth much todae cuz nvr go out.....kk cya ltr tag my board so empty!!!!

2007-01-21T00:23:00.000+08:00

ooo hi hahaha nice rit my blog hahaha.....
okok oooo sry didnt go serve mass todae actually forgotten abt it and i went NP and TP. nice sia tinking of taking the tourism and resort managment or mobile business solutions most prob my 1st 2 choice the rest can slowing tink abt it =D. and TP not fun 1 so hot from sch to sch wth la +@ ... anw i gtg hahaha cya nitezzzzz......

2007-01-14T00:05:00.000+08:00

hihi just started the blog tingy trying to test it out